Jun 01
how to kiss →
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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Jun 01
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I’m pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters?
Me:…
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Jun 01
That moment when I'm listening to music with my headphones in. →
Outside I’m like:
But inside I’m like:
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